No Returns
Pabu: Must keep this box.
Minecraft music sounds exactly how it feels: through the vast world and infinite possibilities, you are alone
You are doing the best you can with what little you have. Don’t fault yourself for however little that might seem to be.
I found this drawing of a cat I did like 4 yrs ago and it honestly looks like a weird cave drawing
In Spider-Man: into the Spider-Verse, we meet a female version of Doc Ock, who, while being a villain, is a total badass. Upon introductions, she tells Peter B. Parker that her friends call her Liv. Later, when Miles accidentally lets the villains track him to Aunt May’s, an equally badass woman, who calls her Liv when she comes in. It is canon in the Spider-Man universe that Doc Ock tried to marry Aunt May once. If this is true, we can be led to believe that Aunt May is Bi. In this essay I will
Oh not just Once. It’s one of his longest-running recurring storylines that he and Aunt May are an item.
who just sent me money “for being perfect”
turns out boys r useful 4 sumthin
^ yup.
Reblog to let your followers know it’s okay to send you $40 for “being perfect”
I’ll also accept $20 for “being pretty okay”
I’d take $10 for “She’s alright most of the time, I guess”
I’ll take $5 for “she’s okay when she’s not posting stuff”
$2.50 for “Completes autonomic biological functions adequately”
someone just sent me 69¢ and you know what that means:
I will accept 10 cents for being a bitch
ill take your pennies for a switch
some of you have never been chased by a merciless farm animal as a child and it shows :/
Tumblr just flagged my reblog (of a post it showed me on my dash no less) of the Instagram posing post and now I’m curious. If a post of a clothed woman in different poses to demonstrate the effects of them on your appearance in photos can get flagged, that theoretically means that basically all pose reference art blogs are getting hit hard by this system as well.
lx-mysteric-xl asked:
So today this kid yelled Nani the fuck?!? in the middle of a test and I felt compelled to share this to the world.
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses answered:
teachers, share the weird crap your kids have done!
I’m not a teacher (yet) but I do work with students and one of them had the nerve to look me dead in the eye and ask me “why would it be a bad idea for me to eat this entire marker?” They’re 11
An 4th grader asked for a high five by saying, “A little slappy to make daddy happy?”
I did not give him a high five.
A student during break had her head in her arms and was shaking a bit, so i asked the kid next to her whether she was laughing or crying and this 8 year old stared me in the eye deadpan and said “im crying on the inside”
Wait i take that back, I cant believe i forgot about the time i brought in a small stuffed octopus as a class mascot because why tf not. It was a class of high schoolers and i didnt imagine theyd actually care much, but one student snuck in a snack and gave it to the octopus as a tribute. Which led to other students doing the same thing, until every day there was a pile of of offerings to Fweej the Overseer, mostly consisting of things like string cheeses and small bags of chips, but sometimes there wouldd be a couple bucks in quarters, one kid brought in some giant pocky i think, and at one point there was a cold stone gift card. This stuffed octopus gained a cult following.
Later i brought in another stuffed octopus that looked exactly the same but bigger and told the class that Fweej the Overseer accepted their offerings and became stronger. These highschoolers lost their goddamn minds.
So Ive been going through the notes of this post and it seems Fweej the Overseer is pretty popular with tumblr as well. So I dug through facebook and found photos for yall. Special thanks to @sakoyo, who was my TA and made the facebook posts, thus keeping the record and immortalizing his legacy.
Fweej lives on 🙌🐙🙌
you started a cult to a tentacled entity with a name not matching the orthography of any human language. Congrats on becoming the villain of a pulp fantasy story.
The legend must continue
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